Noir - Table reservation

Chose this restaurant due to its high ratings and for a birthday. Was I disappointed! You would think going to a French restaurant, the dishes would try to take you to France, but no... I thought I was eating at a regular western restaurant, there were no french flavours at all. Maybe because we ordered from the set menu as we had a large booking, but I don't see that as an excuse.Service was absolute disappointing and unprofessional. The manager kept giving my table judgemental looks which I found quite rude. He also laughed and didn't believe me when I mentioned that my table is lactose intolerant (almost everyone can't eat/extremely dislike cheese and with cheese being such a strong ingre...

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I’ve been to a few French establishments in Melbourne, however this place has a unique feel to it. Two of us were seated by the window, which gave a a wonderful view of swan st, while we enjoyed a peaceful evening, as the restaurant wasn’t overly loud and we were able to talk comfortably.The mains are very large, which allowed us to share most of the dishes. A standout for me was the duck and pork belly. I look forward to going back.This place is perfect for a date night out or intimate dinner with a loved one.

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Just so delicious. I had the steak, which was cooked perfectly and was the tastiest steak I’ve ever had. The sides were spot on as well. I’m Coeliac and they were very accomodating. 90% of the menu was gluten free. Strawberry soufflé to top it off (Y. U. M.)10/10 food, 10/10 atmosphere and 10/10 service.

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Delicious. Staff were very friendly. The food was delicious and beautifully plated. Not too pricey and a great experience all round. I recommend 1000000

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fantastic little restaurant with some of the best food I had in the last memory. quaint, relaxed and tasty, with good service; What else can you ask?

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