Starbucks Coffee - Table reservation

Where do I begin? I suppose I’ll start from the beginning of my day. Waking up crusty eyed and wounded from my ancient mattress. I undertook the tedious rituals of my morning routine with a uncharacteristic vigour, as today was my pre-allocated Starbucks day! (and I had a free drink to claim). I cartwheeled myself towards the till and shouted my order in perfect Latin, “magna alba capulus placet!”. The staff member behind the counter understood and nodded, silently creating my beverage. I knew they were smiling behind those dark aviator shades. Such diligent workers they are! I wonder what sort of life I’d lead if I was given even a brief glimpse of the world on the other side of those chrom...

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Filthy! Absaloutly disgusting. Floors were covered in filth and spilled drinks. I almost slipped myself, and with a bad hip could have been a real disaster! Staff need to be ontop of floors, sweeping and mopping but instead, they were content with chatting to some friends who were hanging out and messing around at the collection counter. All of the high chairs, were caked in food and drink and goodness knows what. Clearly not been cleaned in a long long time. The chairs were just as bad. There was so much out of stock too. Staff just used their time to hang out with friends, messing around. Paint all chipped too. It's I. Desperate need to a deep clean and touch up! It was such a waste of mon...

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The service would be a lot better if the staff spent less time on their phones and actually doing there jobs.

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Ashley and Anastasia were lovely! Made me a nice coffee and gave me a red cup as a bonus :

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Very pricey ,coffee not hot enough ,plus size staff lovely

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