So here is the deal. It is third string Russian grandmothers before midnight ever on the weekend. Old, used and nasty. There are some hot long island type girls and some black girls, but the place is so dark you cant see them. They all wear pasties, drinks are over priced and it has kind of a south of the boarder feel if you get my drift. Went there tonight after going there about 10 times in the past two years, it is always a crap shoot. One real butherface Russian comes up to me and my friend who were drinking and tipping all night and asks for a dance, we politely say no. She says all the girls complain about you, you can drink beer in the library or the supermarket, here you get dances B...
let me refresh this debate with n update from n outsider like myself.... went out the one night I stayed n this area last night n hit up 2 strip clubs.... haven't been 2 a strip club n a while, so I made a run at it while outta my neighborhood.... the first one was awful, n I reviewed it on yelp.... the 2nd one was here, oasis, n 4 the location, this place is 5 stars.... the girls r all pretty Eastern European types with a couple black girls thrown n 4 flavor.... the bouncers r gentelmen n the crown is mostly middle aged Italian men with the local 20-30 something's mixed n.... those reviews below me r all ancient, so I hope this helps....
How dare women be over 40. Just shoot us all now. Put us all out of our misery. All we ever want is someone to love and respect us. That's pretty much all we ask for. But lo, we are nothing but cows put out to pasture. Meanwhile, these older men think they can actually get a 20 year old. Based on what? Your good lucks? haha. Sure. It has nothing at all do with you being established and possibly having money to take her on extravagant dates. Good god if we women didn't know how ridiculous you all are we would never put up with your fragile egos.
Sheet-hole. This is another one of those places where strippers who are A) over 40, B) over 150 lbs and C) on parole come to work. This bar has been sitting here across from the infamous Smithtown bull for a long, long time. Some of the girls look like they may have been here just as long. Tiny place, seedy furnishings and the girls are like vultures when you mistakenly walk in. Expensive but these kinds of places usually are. Gravel parking lot outside
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I heard the girls were scary looking so I downed a few beers and ate a bag of pork rinds in the gravel parking lot then went inside. The drinks didn't make the girls look any better..(I should have downed a few more before going in. )The beer was expensive so I tried to drink slowly hoping that a hot chick would appear. A sleazy bouncer came by and shook my beer bottle ..it was a sign that i was drinking too slow so I left.
this place was pretty good there was one stage and it was a little small inside but im not complaining at all. the girls we're beautiful and they know how to take care of you and relieve some stress.a little pricey though for a lap dance, $60 for 10 minutes, $100 for 15 minutes and $175 for30 minutes.and im just mentioning THEY DO NOT PREFORM SEXUAL ACTS i almost got kicked out for asking lol
All around pleasurable experience with the girlfriend. Pretty relaxed place, obviously a low class strip club but entertaining. My sole complaint is the overweight blonde rude bartender. Don't be unattractive and unfriendly in a strip club then expect huge tips. That's not the America I want to live in.
Not my cup of tea, as far as these kinds of places go. A little on the seedy side...who am I kidding, I expected to be stabbed at any moment. The entertainment was...umm..interesting as well. To each his own I suppose. Maybe I 'm being harsh. Check it out for yourself. Bring a weapon.
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Came here on a random trip only intended to stay for an hour....stayed for a few hours and really had a great time. If you are coming here I hope you get to see Alexis she was truly amazing
So this is a hole in the wall but they were really nice to a us as a group of girls having a wild night out.
